Boot Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.