These Boots Are Made For Walken.....
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
He took too long to put his boots on !
Because he liked sole music!
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
That was a cloche call!"
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."
Puss in boots !
You ride -- I'll go on foot.
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Because his boots were at the menders !
He was a lacist.
Santa stops at three Ho's
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
The elephant's!
A: Because 36 would be too many.
Because he's always Walken
A Walken humidor.
He wanted to have webbed feet.
A Dell
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!
A knife has a point.
Lipstick
Because Windows 7 8 9
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
The one with the welfare check in it.
You put his welfare checks in his work boots.
