What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

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What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.