What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

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What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

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Ramendon

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

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What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne