What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt