What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.