What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.