What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.