What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.