What is round and hates French people?

The World.

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Who's the fastest tailor in the world?

Sonic the Swift Taylor

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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Who is the most famous French ant ?

Napoleant !

Why don't the french like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

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What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.