What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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What's in an STD salad?

green pees

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

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What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.