What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

What's in an STD salad?

green pees

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What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.