Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.