Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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Where does Amy go after the explosion?

Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

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How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion