Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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Light bulbs

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They prefer a Target.

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These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

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We're Finnished."

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Crack.

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You get a buzzy signal.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.