What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"