What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What state makes exclusively swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.