What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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What do you call a group of blind German kids?

Not-sees

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.