What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

What is Zack Morris's favorite type of word?

A Preppysition

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

Removed

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.