What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

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What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.