What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"