Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.