What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !