What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do they choose?

They chose "Sorry!".

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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What's the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world?

The Colossus of Scrotes.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.