What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it