What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

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What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.