How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

T Jokes More T Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools