How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

What do you call a kid with no friends!?

A Sandy Hook survivor!!

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Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

she got Holm schooled told me to go here .

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

T Jokes More T Jokes

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get