T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences
Kids say the darnedest things.
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
Cloathed*
A: They're too hard to peel.
When it's being built!
The Apey-cees!
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
