How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible