Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a .........oooooh.

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What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.