What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.