Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

American Jokes More American Jokes

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

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What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.