Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.