One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
5/3. The same amount as for whites.
A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.
A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"
You're going to have to be a little patient"
