What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.