What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.