What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.