What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!