How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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Who was saved?

The Russian people

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

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What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.