How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs