What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.