What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.