Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

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Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

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What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !