What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

Smart Midget Jokes More Smart Midget Jokes

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

Venereal Disease Jokes More Venereal Disease Jokes

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.