What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Smart Midget Jokes More Smart Midget Jokes

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Venereal Disease Jokes More Venereal Disease Jokes

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses?

The midget geniuses are cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.