What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Smart Midget Jokes More Smart Midget Jokes

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Venereal Disease Jokes More Venereal Disease Jokes

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.