What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)