What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!"

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars