What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

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What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

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Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)