Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a crazy Mexican dog?

Perronoid

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.