Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.