Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?

Only Juan...

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...