What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

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What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !