How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!