What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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A Chi-WOW!-ua

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Nocturtle

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Eggnog-stic.

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Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac Jokes More Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher?

He pondered the question "Toby, or not Toby "