What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

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What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.