How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

Where do you buy Pikmin from?

The Oli-Mart

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What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...