When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

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Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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My zipper.

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The Ink-credible Hulk.

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Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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I say Progresso at any cost.

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Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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A brick-layer.

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HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What did Bruce Banner have?

HULK'S MASH!