What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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