What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.