Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.