Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!
The Moona Lisa!
a retarded gorilla
The bear hug!
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
The elevator men are on strike!
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
An author joke like this and I'm off !