What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.