Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What do you call it when a Sith goes to a Galleria?

Darth Mall.

Where do the Sith shop?

At the Darth Maul. :3

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.