What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal