What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Kidney Jokes More Kidney Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.