Kidney Jokes

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.