What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Why repent?

I pented just last week.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Kidney Jokes More Kidney Jokes

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.