Because they'd Russia lot
They we're tied!
Because he will always fold.
a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly
The planes were stalin.
Because they have nein lives.
Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
