To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
Because baggers can't be choosers.
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
No seriously, im getting lonely.
Friend:
Because they're "heel areas" ... I'll show myself out
Because they are lack toes intolorent.
Half a dog!
Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.
Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
Are you my mother
