When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

What do you call an interracial dwarf actor?

A half cast

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!