Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance