Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

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How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!