Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up?

Brush Limbaugh

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What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.