Because they have to go by the book.
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Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
50 Shades of Earl Grey
A book has papers.
I just booked a cook for cooking the books."
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Hyruleglyphics.
Rain Quotes
Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.
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Reservation reservation reservations.
An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A:
Because he was dyslectric.
Shelf-ish
He had his reservations.
Borders
Church.
The first one.
The good ones are hard to put down
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
The Andouille Decimal System
He removed the appendix!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
I have only my shelf to blame"
Red hairing.
Woman: "My husband's checkbook."
Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.
One with a cemetery plot.
He wanted to work undercover.
One of them has papers.
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
The Leprenomichaun.
One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
A: A book.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
One with a hoppy ending.
A Kylo Ren Book
Read a book, you dummies.
book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.
Tequila Mockingbird.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Papers.
Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"
The Book of Job.
It had too many problems.
The Cat in the AT-AT
He Reddit.
The Naked Ape!
Anne Frank's Diary
A: There aren't any pictures.
A: Someone stole the book.
The appendix.
Brailly any!
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
An author-dontist Wahey!
1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang
A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
It booked a Tuber.
Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
Just reddit.
Can I take you out
I blame my shelf
Find what you're booking for
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
A: The Book of who's Boo.
On the Origin of Feces*
Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
Pulp Fiction
When the judge threw the book at him.
2:30 (Tooth hurty!)
Church
Whatever it says in the book.
A: A peeping tome.
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
A: Under their covers.
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
Tooth hurty.
The first one written
Bee-trix Potter !
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
A read-only man.
It's impossible to put down
They were fully booked.
The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.
They only wanna go down on her once a month
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
They all have phones.
Netflix and chili
The scaffolding
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Pigpockets.
Oh you know... stuff...
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
Reddit...reddit...
It got shelved.
SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer
A waist of paper.
